Scraps from a Past Self

This is for you, darling future self. This is for you, darlings of future self. This tumblr is so you can learn who I was way back when, before you. Before us. I hope it helps you understand.
[PS: You probably shouldn't look at this at work...]
weonia: A perfect life would be… I would change them by being in them though. I couldn’t bear that.

weonia:

A perfect life would be…

I would change them by being in them though. I couldn’t bear that.

(via harlay-quinne)

THIS IS SO SAD

jaimeedarling:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(Source: rubywhiterabbit, via wobbuffoon)

Dear tumblr,

Could you please improve your app? I’d really like to be able to search for things. Really.

Sincerely, me

everybodykickleah: tvthesue: tryingtobesane: unpossibly: When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse… Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.

everybodykickleah:

tvthesue:

tryingtobesane:

unpossibly:

When a thief forced you to take money from the ATM, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your PIN in the reverse…


Eg: If your PIN is 1234, you punch 4321.

The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out, but will be stuck into the machine half way out and it will alert the police without the notice of the thief.

Every ATM has it; It is specially made to signify danger and help. Not everyone is aware of this. Reblog this and share to your friends.

(Source: heyfunniest, via sanctuary-forall)

Wolves at the zoo. So sad.

Wolves at the zoo. So sad.

Oh tumblr. I missed you. I hope to be on more often.

swimminginconcrete:

holywatered:

dollydust:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

 #omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

Senior week, here I come.

This is the best alternative to Apples to Apples ever! Everyone must be totally sober for maximum effect though.

eclectic69: Caption needed A veritable shit cake.

eclectic69:

Caption needed

A veritable shit cake.